With all of the rumors flying about new iPhone technologies, I decided to try my hardest to dilute the impact of these rumors by introducing my very own rumors on Twitter.  My rumors, however, will have absolutely no factual basis, and will most likely never come to fruition.  Why not join me?  Have some fun creating rumors and frustrating fanboys!  Start your rumor with the #iPhoneRumors tag, followed by whatever drivel your mind comes up with!

-Because I said so