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Caption Contest: Metro 2033 (360 Games on Demand)

Caption Contest: Metro 2033 (360 Games on Demand)

WINNER ANNOUNCED: Congratulations to Scott (@SickPigeon) for winning a Games on Demand code for Metro 2033! Enjoy it, and look forward to Metro: Last Light. Good luck to everyone else on future contests, and thanks for participating!

Russian author Dmitry Glukhovsky’s 2005 novel Metro 2033 became a critically well-received game of the same name in 2010. In anticipation of the 2013 release of the video game’s sequel, Metro: Last Light, we have one code to download Metro 2033 on Xbox LIVE Games on Demand. For those unfamiliar with the title, Metro 2033 is a first-person shooter in a survival horror environment, taking place in a post-apocalyptic Moscow’s metro rail system. Due to the game’s post-apocalyptic environment, scavenging for ammunition and equipment is a vital aspect of gameplay. Make your way through Metro 2033 to catch up on the story that continues in next year’s Metro: Last Light.

So how do you get your hands on this code? Well, we’re quite fond of caption contests, as regular entrants may know, so we’ll stick to what we know and see what comes out of your minds on this one:

As with past contests, you can increase your chances of winning by TWEETING! See THIS TWEET? Well, RE-TWEET IT, and TWEET THIS:

I entered to win a Games on Demand code for Metro 2033 from @Marooners_Rock, and you can too! Details: j.mp/Kiikdj #EntertheMetro

Be sure to let us know in the comments if you’ve taken advantage of this generous offer! The contests starts NOW and will run through 11:59:59 PM PDT, Sunday, June 24th. Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Get captioning, people!

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