Barcelona thought it would be funny that Messi wouldn’t get all the attention in the team…

im pretty sure this is a foul lol

Allowing ghosts on professional soccer teams resulted in novel plays by incorporeal players.

I’ll tell you a ghost story about a football player. It happened a few years back at a Championship game.It was a very exciting match but ended in a draw and the game went to a shootout. The last player was up and the game was tied. The player closed his eyes, mumbled something,gave a sprint;then fell to the floor.The ball went in and the team won the game.The stadium erupted in celebration and then into silence.He was laying there motionless on the field.The player had died making the winning goal.His heart simply stopped beating doctors said. And today some people have said they’ve seen the same player out in the field.Still playing the game.I never believed the stories. Until today when I saw the pictures.

must use my head ahhhhhhh

“Woah man wtf, it’s just soccer!” long hair guy
“My ball!” shaved head guy

by combining our heads, we will definitely be better than messi next year!

This is Gary, his parents always wanted him to be a football player but he always had dreams of becoming a model but using his head to hit the ball for so many years had ruined Gary’s boyish good looks. In Gary’s mind if he wanted to live out his dream and please his parents there was only one thing he could do…… get a second head surgically installed with a much more handsome face. Now Gary can live out his dream and please his parents.

Gary died two weeks after this picture was taken.